Wednesday, January 18, 2006
"Attack of the Virgin Mummies" review
Attack of the Virgin Mummies (2003)
Directed by Daryl Carstensen Andrew Schrom
Writing credits Daryl Carstensen
Violet Blue.... Ananka (as Ada Mae Johnson)
This is an interesting film because I can't figure out why the filmmakers bothered to make it. Basically "Attack of the Virgin Mummies" is about showing as much gratuitous nudity as possible. Perhaps that was the reason? If nudity was the only thing on their minds, why did they bother with the mummy angle? Massive amounts of breasts just weren't enough I guess.
It starts off with three sisters frolicking by a lake. They are all naked of course. As they bounce around, a trio of ugly guys barges in on them. The ugliest one decides he wants it all and kills the virgin girls. Believe me, I'm not spoiling anything by telling you this. Anyway, everybody gets reincarnated in modern day Los Angeles, (of course), and they start working at a strip club. The ugly guy comes back as a mummy and starts hunting them down. While the meaningless mummy storyline plays out, there are plenty of scenes of stripping by reincarnated virgin girls.
"Attack of the Virgin Mummies" is certainly not a good movie but it did have tremendous amounts of unnecessary nudity so I can't totally condemn it. The virgin mummies never attacked anyone either but that doesn't really bother me. The acting was terrible, the sets were cheap looking and the plot was non-existent but oh those virgin mummies! My favorite had to be Nikki Love, the short brunette. I found her stripping scene to be top notch. She saved that strip club from bankruptcy and this movie as well.
SCORE: 1.5 out of 4 for gratuitous mummy nudity